deep breath...I am lucky to be going to law school (repeat)

I haven't posted in quite a while because I've been on a lovely week and a half vacation before school starts. Problem is, the first week was incredibly fun, but not relaxing. And the second part of the vacation, which was actually supposed to be relaxing, wasn't. The whole time all I could think about was the gargantuan pre-law school to-do list that I have open on a Word doc on my desk now.

Some of it's personal - hair appointments, un-sent rebates, doctors. The rest is school-related - forms for cost of attendance adjustment, parking, InTownStateSchool ID Card, football season tickets in the graduate student section, and on, and on, and on.

I am so overwhelmed. I'm not used to such an upheaval in my carefully planned routine. But instead of adding "Make Dr. appt, get Lexapro scrip" to my already excessively lengthly to-do list, I am trying to breathe deeply and remind myself how hard I worked to get here, how badly I wanted this. How lucky I am to be here, despite all the crap. A few weeks ago, my mom brought over an article from our city's paper about how hard it's gotten to get into InTownStateSchool's law school. And how good job prospects have gotten for grads. Basically she was like, see, you and B are rock stars! Very lucky rock stars. Leave it to my mom to put things in perspective!

The last quarter mile

My dearest B is, as I write this, five and a half hours away from being done with the bar. We're both runners, so every time he's started to get down over the last week, I broke out the lame but hopefully helpful analogy that he's in the last quarter mile. Like when you're completely exhausted, but you know the end is near, so you somehow find a little reserve of energy you didn't know you had to sprint through the end.

He's in a town a couple hours away, so unfortunately I won't get to celebrate with him tonight, but I can't wait to see him tomorrow.

I don't talk about work much on this blog, out of a deathly fear it will be discovered by a coworker, but I'm powering through the end of that too. Two more days! And my awesome boss and work friends all want to take me out for a drink on Friday night. So even though I'm overwhelmed finishing things up at the office, and really miss B, I'm just trying to keep my sights set on Friday night, when we'll be out with all our friends celebrating me finishing my job, and him finishing the bar.

The OutOfTownStateSchool saga continues

So I've already talked about how incredibly difficult it was to turn down admission to OutOfTownState school. Unfortunately, today I had to do it three more times.

I was a little suspicious when I got a packet in the mail with some info, including my small section assignment. But I figured that mailing could have been in the works for a few weeks and potentially predated my contacting the Assistant Dean to let her know I wouldn’t be attending in the fall.

Then I got an e-mail from her about some changes to my small section schedule. And that made me nervous. So I e-mailed her to make sure she’d gotten my original e-mail. Out of office reply. I tried e-mailing the Dean herself. Out of office reply. Finally, as instructed in the out of office reply, I e-mailed the third in command at admissions@outoftownstateschool.edu.

It’s been excruciating. I know I shouldn’t feel bad or guilty about deciding not to go there, and that it’s their job to put so much work into trying to convince someone to come to their school. I will just be glad when this is all over.

In the meantime, I really wish the law school I will be attending would hurry up and send me my schedule already. I noticed that there’s three sections of Civ Pro that start at 8:00 a.m., and if I’m going to be in one, I need time to emotionally adjust to the idea.

Update: Third in command wrote back. He was very gracious, and wished me the best of luck in my all pursuits. Huge sigh of relief.

James Dobson strikes again

Except this time, instead of trying to smash the joy and hope out of little hearts, he is after our beloved Democratic presidential candidate. Which is basically the same thing. Jesse Taylor at Pandagon breaks it down pretty well.

How much you wanna bet Joshua Harris is somewhere behind the scenes on this? Okay, unlikely. But it would be pretty funny.

Some vintage Bitch Ph.D.

The New York Times recently covered a study about gender dynamics in same sex-relationships, and what hetero couples can learn from them. One of the major areas covered was division of labor. I feel like this is a huge hot button topic for a lot of couples. Even, well maybe even more so, for couples who fancy themselves feminist, or at least progressive.

These are rocky waters to navigate both because and despite the fact that we, thank god, don’t have ideological differences about the division of labor in our house. We both agree that it should be equal, with one partner picking up more of the slack when the other is particularly busy (read: Bar/Bri). The problem is that no matter who is busier, and no matter how the work is being split on any given week, one person is doing the vast majority of the mental and emotional heavy lifting. And our conceptions of busy vary as well. My busy consists of say, taking the LSAT tomorrow, or being so deathly ill I can’t rise from bed. B is busy if he’s sitting on the couch stressing about Bar/Bri. Or, you know, is really, really tired.

M. LeBlanc at Bitch Ph.D. had an amazing post a while back on “How to Be a Feminist Boyfriend.” This isn’t exactly a primer piece for your average male firmly entrenched in the vice-grip of the patriarchy. It’s more of a put-your-money-where-your-mouth-is challenge for men who already proudly display their progressive ideals like a badge of honor. A long but lovely excerpt on the mental aspect of the division of housework:

“Not being a jerk about housework involves much more than just doing what you're asked to. This is not the time to say "but sometimes I cook!" Obviously, if you're not doing your fair share, you need to work on that, and do so immediately. But since this is directed more at men who already have some awareness of gender issues, I'm going to dig a little deeper. If you truly want to understand how to make your housework a conflict-free zone, you need to start paying attention to mental work. Who's the person to say "we need more toilet paper," "I think the trash is getting smelly," or "we're having guests tomorrow so we better get this place in shape"? If your relationship is anywhere close to the average, chances are, it's your girlfriend. Luckily, doing more mental work is easy: 1) Pay Attention. 2) Speak out when you notice something that needs to be done. 3) Even better, offer to do it. A sentence like "I think we're running out of clean clothes, and there's no detergent left, want me to pick some up on the way home?" will be music to your lady's ears. If you claim that you somehow just can't notice what's going on with the house (and I don't really believe you; chances are you just don't give a shit), then look at it as a game. It's like those "how many coca-cola bottles are there in this picture?" kid's games.”

My dear liberal lover picking anything up on the way home is something I sit at my desk and daydream about for hours on end. You know, as opposed to calling me and asking me to pick it up on the way home. Or even worse, not even knowing it needed to be picked up in the first place.

B will do almost anything he’s asked to do. He will occasionally even chip in on his own when he sees me working by myself. But it’s that “mental work” aspect that he just doesn’t seem to get. He rarely empties the clean dishes from the dishwasher without prompting. If I hadn’t initiated the dumpster run for our mountain of moving boxes, they probably would have lived on the balcony for an indefinite amount of time. He almost never has an idea for dinner, despite the fact that he’s an excellent cook. If pressed, he will choose from several choices I present him with.

The point of this isn’t to rant about B. He’s light years ahead of his dad, or even my dad, who for the record is the official cleaner of all floors in my parents’ house. Really, at the end of the day, I’m more confused about it than anything. How do you know when you’re being such a stickler about fairness that you’ve lost the spirit of a teamwork approach and everyone filling in where they’re needed? Is B falling under the spell of the seductive whispers of the patriarchy, or is he just plain lazy? And I can definitely be lazy myself, so I’m not one to judge. Is the problem not that he’s under-working, but that I’m over-working? My low tolerance for messiness means I get home from the office, walk in the door, and proceed straight to the kitchen to clean up the breakfast dishes before he even has a chance. But if I gave him a chance, if I fought everything in me and just left it, would he take it? Or would 10:00 pm roll around, and we’d still be starving, with a dirty kitchen, and piles of unfolded laundry? Do we actually have a gender-role based division of labor issue, or simply different ideas of what constitutes clean?

Naturally, we should talk about it. But last time I tried to have this conversation, he got upset that I was questioning his commitment to an equal division of labor. And understandably so. When you talk about this with a progressive guy, you’re cutting right to the heart of who he believes he is. But the good news is that who he believes he is, aspires to be, and is constantly becoming, is something that I admire, respect, and love. And aspire to myself. That’s definitely a great start.

Adventures in spontaneous lying

I officially retract the request for sainthood in my previous blog post. I just told a bald faced lie to the Dean of Admissions at OutofTownStateSchool.

A couple of weeks ago, they sent out a semi-threatening e-mail, asking people to re-confirm their intent to attend based on data they had from LSAC saying that a large percentage of their incoming class had put seat deposits down for other schools. At the time, this didn't technically apply to me, since I hadn't put my seat deposit down for ITSS, and they didn't require a response till June 9, so I thought I had plenty of time to put down my seat deposit, kind of sit on the decision for a while and make sure I was doing the right thing, and then reply to OTSS, telling them I regretted to inform them I would not be attending by the date they'd requested.

My well-laid plans were completely ruined when I received a personal phone call today from the Dean of Admissions of OTSS. To begin with, I shouldn't have answered the phone in the first place. I normally don’t answer phone numbers I don’t recognize, but with job hunting and law school admissions I've become accustomed to having to do so. So when she asked me point blank if I was coming, as a knee jerk response I said yes. Translation: No, but after all this work and the money I paid for my seat deposit, I'm not ready to give up my right to change my mind. Then she asked if I had seat deposits at any other schools or was on any other wait-lists, and I also said yes. I told her that I'd been admitted to another school at a very late date, and that put me in a difficult position of having to make some quick decisions (that part is true). And then she went on about how the Assistant Dean was out of town for the rest of the week, and she had access to all the e-mail correspondence. I did my best to get out of the call by saying that I would touch base with her early next week when she got back.

I feel terrible. Particularly because part of the reason that I couldn't bear to tell her I'm probably not going to OTSS on the phone is that I like her so much. She reminds me of my mom. With an office. I planned to just e-mail the form back to the Assistant Dean, who I don't even really know, and let her put my name on a list of ungrateful admits not accepting their generous offer of admission. And then I would never hear from them again. When I sent in the form telling BsHomeTownStateSchool that I wouldn't be attending, the avalanche of correspondence came to an abrupt and final end. They didn't ask me for reasons or make me feel bad. It was the cleanest of clean breakups. I was irrationally afraid that if I told her on the phone, she would ask me why. Did I not like the students I met? Enjoy the classes I went to? Get a good enough tour?

So now I need to just rip the band-aid off and e-mail the assistant dean. And then stop answering calls from mysterious out of town area codes.

I am a box vandal

I feel guilty for saying this, but I should be sainted. Beatified? I'm not Catholic, so I'm a little hazy on the terms. I have just spent 27 hours straight, alone with B's mother. She got here on Friday night to help us move. And B doesn't get here till Sunday. Now, I love Mama B. Really, I do. I'm not just saying that. As far as boyfriends' mothers' go, she's pretty cool. While I'm slightly bitter that B is more spoiled than the leftovers I abashedly pulled from a tupperware in our refrigerator this afternoon, overall I think she did an excellent job raising him. And she brought me bronzer as a peace offering. I'm easily appeased.

So if I love the woman, why am I going slightly crazy? I think it's because your significant other's mother is the one woman - no, person - who has the inherent ability to render you devoid of all agency and power. What am I going to say to her? No? Do you want to go to Denny's? Sure, sounds great. How about we sneak around the back of the grocery store and take some wire cutters and take some of those great boxes to help you guys move? Don't worry! I'm sure by now that cop we saw back there earlier will be gone. Okay, sounds great, let's go. We can have the leftover Mongolian barbecue for breakfast tomorrow! Mmmhmmm. And I pray to God she didn't pack the toaster oven. The knives are packed though. I will make peanut butter toast with my bare hands and eat it in the bathroom before I tell her that the thought of eating our dinner leftovers for breakfast makes me slightly nauseous.

Usually I get annoyed at B for so shutting down all his mom's ideas, but I've kind of taken for granted that I get to be the neutral party, the angel child. Now, I would give anything to have him here to say that Denny's gives him a tummy ache. Or that foods containing Thai spicy sauce are generally unfit for breakfast consumption. Or that most things you secretly do behind a store involving wire cutters are a bad idea.

And in all of it, I think the breaking point is that she made me watch P.S. I Love You. I'm not a huge chick flick fan anyway, but I had actually made a thoughtful decision not to watch this particular movie, because I thought it seemed a terrifying combination of a tear-inducing story line (dead Irish husband sends letters from the grave), and good acting (I saw Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby). It was everything I expected, complete with Gavin DeGraw crooning through the credits. And to my credit, I made it till five minutes from the end till I cried. Have I mentioned that I'm ready for B to come back?

Thank you Dad for never taking me to a purity ball

So a few weeks ago, I started and never published a post about my anxiety over telling my father that B and I were moving in together. My father is very religiously conservative, and on top of it, conservatively Asian. One thing that's dawned on me in the last month or so as I've dealt with this whole moving in thing is that I'm not really sure any more which one - religious beliefs or native culture - has more effect on the conservative and somewhat authoritarian way he raised us. I used to take for granted that it was religion.

But now that I'm a little bit older, I'm kind of appalled at myself for not realizing how much our differences are actually cultural. And not only cultural, but cultural intermingled with generational. My Dad is Filipino, and even in Filipino culture in the Philippines, I've heard that there's a huge generational divide between people of my dad's generation, and people of my generation. My Dad and I unfortunately have it in double or triple doses, because since my Mom is American and white, culturally my sisters and I have always been more American than Filipino. And add on to that the religion factor, and friends, you've got a whole lot of differences between my dad and this adult daughter.

So you can imagine I was quaking in my patent leather sandals over telling him I was moving in with my lapsed-Catholic/agnostic lawyer boyfriend. But you know what? The whole thing turned out surprisingly well. I went up to the cabin with my parents the week before B's law school graduation, when all his family would be in town and chatting away about the happy news. I planned to tell him on our morning run. Let's just say I told him about 15 minutes in, and the 30 minute run ended up being a 45 minute run. With a 15 minute cool down walk. And yes he did moralize a little bit, but he listened as I rationally explained my reasons and points where I disagreed with him. And he never lost his temper, or raised his voice, which is saying a lot.

In the end, I was pretty pleased with how it went. Imagine my surprise when, at lunch last week, he tells me he'd like to take back some of the things he said. Instead, he wanted to say that he respects and supports (yes, supports!) both of us. He realizes that we are both smart and mature adults, and we would not have come to such an important decision without giving it some very serious thought. And he is behind us. I'm tearing up just thinking about it.

In light of all that, this article in the New York Times over the weekend made me appreciate my dad even more. Considering my background, my biggest feminist pet peeve is abstinence only education. A close second are purity balls, and all that they represent. I was excited to see this issue covered in the New York Times, but I have mixed feelings about the tone. There was mention of the fact that the majority of teens break their purity pledges, and that they're less likely to use condoms when they do. But throughout the article, I just felt like screaming at my laptop: this is weird, wrong, and creepy on so many levels! How anyone can calmly and impartially recount a narrative of the evening is beyond me. I realize the benefits of presenting the story that way, but part of me wanted to author to say something, anything to acknowledge how completely messed up this purity ball was, from the very concepts and values behind it, to the smallest little details of the evening. And some of the girls were so young. Do they even fully grasp what they are promising? Somehow I'm afraid that's kind of the point. A commenter on Feministing linked to this great post on the NYT article on a blog I'd never seen before, Womenstake.org. It's the National Women's Law Center's blog, and they do amazing work, so I'm sure I'll be reading it a lot more.

I really believe that the worst of my fundamentalist upbringing did not come from our home. It came from the private schools and the churches. The camps and the retreats. And some of my parents' worst mistakes were made when they were younger, newer parents. In a way, I see them as victims too. They were, and still always are, trying to do the right thing. The fathers who take their daughters to purity balls claim that they are showing their daughters they love them by purporting to take ownership over their virginity, and guarding it till they can pass her off to another man. While I'm not questioning that they love their daughters, what they're really doing is telling them is that their only value is in their virginity, or lack thereof, and in association with the man who currently has domain over it. My dad, in contrast, is showing his daughter he loves her by borrowing his buddy's pick up truck and helping her move in with her boyfriend. I'll take that type of love any day.

Rioja. No dishes. The Bachelorette.

B is on his post-law school trip. I had neither the funds nor the vacation days to tag along, but I'm glad he gets to go. His parents and brother went in together to pay for him to go on a business trip with his brother... to the Hague! B's brother (and father, for that matter) is also a criminal defense attorney, and he got the opportunity to represent two men in a war tribunal in the Hague. I say opportunity, because I find that people are kind of repulsed by the idea of him representing people who have committed such egregious crimes against humanity. What I always try to point out is that B's bro is ensuring that there is due process and a vigorous defense in these proceedings, so that if and when they are convicted, there can be no question as to the fairness of their trial.

I digress. In the meantime, I'm hanging out solo for a couple weeks. I wasn't looking forward to it, to be honest, but now I'm actually kind of enjoying myself. We're finally moving in together officially next Monday - as opposed to me crashing at his place, and paying $700 for the prettiest storage space you've ever seen, formerly known as my half of my apartment. I'm glad to have the time to myself before such a big change. And I've realized some things are better when there's just one of you...

1. Cooking for one is a little easier. Cleaning up for one is a lot easier.
2. Total remote control domination. Two hour season premiere of The Bachelorette. Followed by House Hunters. Followed by House Hunters: International.
3. Total control of the thermostat (sssh don't tell B, for the next week he still pays the electricity bills at this place...)
4. A nice bottle of dry rose Spanish Rioja. One glass. No sharing.
5. Watching John Stewart after aforementioned bottle of Rioja.

I'm so excited to move in with B. But I'm even more confident doing it knowing that I thoroughly enjoy my own company! He can go to the Hague whenever he wants...

Fundie flashbacks: We want to tell you what to wear edition

Joshua Harris, can't you leave a girl alone?

As a child, a hobby of mine was reading and picking apart Christian lifestyle books of all types, particularly the ones that purported to tell me, specifically, how to live my life. Or ones that told other people how to tell me how to live my life. In my tween years, I started out with some classic James Dobson. I think my parents had the good sense to keep this gem somewhere other than my dad's office bookshelf, but you'd better believe I got my hands on some other ones. I would read, and then methodically report back to my parents with my criticisms of books such as Dare to Discipline, and a couple years later, when I was compelled to read it in school, Preparing for Adolescence.

In case you haven't had the pleasure of reading some of Dr. Dobson's finer work, The Strong-Willed Child could be renamed "How to Crush Dissent and Original Thought in Persons Under the Age of 18." Dare to Discipline is how to hit your kids without getting reported to Child Protective Services. And Preparing for Adolescence teaches girls to slut-shame themselves in case there isn't someone else there to do it for them, along with other misinformation about teens' emerging sexuality, which would be entertaining if it wasn't so dangerous.

You have to find little things like this to amuse yourself and keep yourself sane when you're growing up in fundie-land. But a book came out when I was the tender age of 16 that was anything but funny. And it became a raging sensation with fundamentalist fathers everywhere. The book was I Kissed Dating Goodbye by a man named Joshua Harris. The basic premise of this book is that dating as an institution is flawed, and good Christians should forgo romantic love of all types until they're ready to wed, and which time they should begin pursuing "courtships," which will eventually lead to marriage.

Now, being out of that scene for so long, and beginning to be more involved feminist issues, I see even more fundamental problems with the book than I did at the time, such as the fact that he presupposes that everyone ought to aspire to the fundamental institution of the patriarchy - heterosexual marriage. But even at the time, I could see how a catchy introduction fell into a string of logical fallacies, in everything from his core arguments to his use of supporting evidence. Unfortunately, this time, my critical examination of this latest fundie-festo was less a precocious pastime, and was more rooted in the deep fear that he was right, and I was somehow inherently bad for dating.

If Joshua himself, or one of his minions, was reading this blog right now, he would probably say, "See, Shells, that fear you feel is your heart telling you that dating is in fact wrong." And adult Shells would tell him, "No, Josh, that fear is the result of sixteen consecutive years of brainwashing to believe the sexual fearmongering that spews forth from the pens of creeps like you." Of course, when I was sixteen, I didn't know that. Ever since I can remember, I've been cursed with being the perfectionistic, type-A person that I am. When you have that type of temperament, and you're raised in a fundamentalist Christian environment, and books like this come up, you're put in a difficult position. You know everyone will think better of you and admire you if you follow its prescriptions. But you also know it's bullshit.

So I compromised. I kept my boyfriend, but had a very publicly non-sexual relationship with him. I literally had parents coming up to me and telling me they wished their kids would behave more like my boyfriend and I, and that we were a wonderful example. At the time, I felt like I was having my cake, and eating it too. But now, I see how this strand of Christian philosphy, and many like it over the years, have continued to warp the way I approach relationships and sex, even though I've long since abandoned them.

Which is why it all came flooding painfully back when I saw this. It turns out Harris's little brothers have picked up the torch, and created a survey that helps Christian men dictate what women should wear so that they don't "stumble," titled The Modesty Survey. (Sound familiar? Maybe because stuff like that is written into the laws in places like, oh, Saudi Arabia.) I don't have the energy to pick it apart right now, but there's some great feminist analysis by Jill at Feministe, and by The Happy Feminist, who I love because she's a feminist and a lawyer. There's also a hilarious parody at Pandagon that definitely raised the depressed spirits of a recovering surf of fundamentalism.

Now off to bed so I can dream about tying Joshua Harris to a front row seat of any given catwalk at Fashion Week...

Yessssss!!!!!!

Sorry about the multiple exclamation marks... but I feel like my long-awaited admission to InTownStateSchool allows me that indulgence. Finally, finally! My growing depression over not having received that admission letter, combined with B's law school graduation extravaganza have kind of put a damper on my blogging - sorry about that.

Going into B's ITSS graduation, I still didn't know I was accepted. The admissions department had ironically guaranteed they'd have all decisions by May 9, the day of the graduation, so I figured I might have been able to call and find out that day, but I decided against it. If I hadn't gotten in... well the negative consequences for the weekend go without saying. And if I had, I didn't want to steal any of my graduating friends' well-deserved thunder.

As we walked into the law school for a post-graduation reception, we walked in right past the admissions office. I muttered a highly inappropriate, profanity-laced comment under my breath, and B smiled indulgently and said, "Let's hope they aren't taking the day off."

It turns out they weren't. At 4:32 p.m. on Monday, I got an e-mail from the director of financial aid, congratulating me on my admission, and going into a bunch of FAFSA stuff. Wait what?! My admission? To ITSS? I kind of floated around the office in a fog for another half hour and then left the office to celebrate, nearly getting in four accidents while I left voicemails for B, my mother, my sister, and my other sister.

The next morning I called to confirm, and yes, I was officially accepted to ITSS College of Law, and my letter had been mailed on May 6. I hunted everywhere for the mystery letter, and was just on the brink of abashedly requesting they resend it when a Gchat popped up from roomie that started out, "You're gonna kill me but..." It turns out she had checked the mail on Friday and left it in her car, and had just the last night discovered my letter. I assured her that my thoughts were anything but murderous; I was just glad the missing letter had been found alive.

So, letter in hand, I am please to announced that I have (finally) been admitted to InTownStateSchool College of Law's 2011 class!

You can tell it's Friday...

...when I spend the last 10 minutes of my work day Googling "gluten-free beer." I've never loved beer, so when I found out I was gluten-intolerant, beer was one of the things I, at the time, had no problem just letting go of, instead of rabidly scavenging through Whole Foods and Sunflower Market to find.

But something about today just made me wish that the bottle of Perrier in my hand was a nice, cold beer. And I have located a beer that looks perfectly acceptable, Bard's Tale Beer, sold less than a mile from the office.

Happy Friday! I'm off to have my first beer in almost two years!

Getting into my 1st ranked 2nd choice school - and infiltrating Barrister's Ball

An Acceptance Letter!
Ah, so bittersweet! Literally a couple days after the U.S. News (I have mixed feelings about U.S. News, more on that another time) law school rankings came out, showing my second choice school shot up this year, I was accepted there. Not the letter I was hoping to get, but I was happy nonetheless. I had pretty much decided I wasn't going to get in, and was wondering why it was taking them so long to send me a rejection letter, so this was a nice surprise to say the least. Also, since it was a numerical long shot, it makes me feel good about the long hours spent obsessively pouring over my personal statement and resume. Despite the fact that I don't particularly want to go to OutOfTownStateSchool, I was really happy that I got in, and glad to have a solid backup plan.

Another good thing about getting into OutOfTownStateSchool is that, while nothing is for sure in the law school admissions process, the general consensus from people familiar with our state law schools is that it almost certainly means I will get into InTownStateSchool. OutOfTownStateSchool is considerably harder to get in to.

Also, I got the letter less than a week before preview day, and it was too late to make plans to go. Well that's the official story. The unofficial story is that it actually coincided with B's 3L Barrister's Ball. Before I lose all credibility as a serious law school applicant, let me just say that I thought that would beat out any scripted admitted students weekend as far as researching what it would really be like to go to InTownStateSchool. Plus, I can visit OutOfTownStateSchool on a day where class is actually in session, and have an excuse to take a day off work while I'm at it. And truth be told, I just really wanted to go to Barrister's.

Barrister's Ball Reconnaissance
I've been to Barrister's Ball (aka "Law School Prom") at my undergrad school, but needless to say under the circumstances, I approached this one with a much more observant albeit champagne-influenced eye. B and his 3L friends, who I've gotten pretty close to over the past year, enjoyed giving me commentary on all the law school archetypes. The girl who presented the 3L slide show was unanimously "the prettiest girl in our class," and last everyone heard, was dating the guy who is the biggest jerk (the tacky wide pin-stripe suit type) in B's Public Defender Clinic. The older, heavy-set guy in the bow-tie tux, dancing with three girls most of the time was apparently, "that guy." Meaning, from what I gathered, that he was one of the self-proclaimed cool kids (to use the word "kid" loosely) in law school, and planned all the social events, ski trips, etc. B and I both love to snowboard, so I was always confused as to why he consistently turns down these invitations. Now I see why.

I also met the nicest 1L whose name completely alludes me, who came as the date of a friend of one of my friends. I feel bad that I've forgotten her name, because she wants me to look her up if I get into InTownStateSchool, so that we can be law school BFFs, forever.

A small victory for corporate-legal-department-minion-kind

Yay! An article that quoted my boss (let's call him, Boss, J.D., L.L.M.) showed up on one of my industry-specific Google alerts, weighing in with his privacy-expert opinion, citing extensive research performed exclusively by yours truly. A small victory, but I'll take what I can get!

Open letter to my first choice law school...

Dear InTownStateSchool...

Please, for the love of God, send me a letter of acceptance. Do you realize that it's March 24th, and in less than a month, seat deposits are due for BsHometownStateSchool? I may go there if I have to, but I don't want to! And I realize that U.S. News ranks OutOfTownStateSchool higher than you, but I don't care. I want nothing more than to pay you thousands of dollars to experience endless hours of torment in the mid-1970's architecture of your halls. I know I spurned you for undergrad, but please don't hold that against me. I was just 18, and hungry for adventure. I may have had my fun with LargeCaliforniaPrivateSchool, but now I want to settle down with you.

Do you know how much flack I've taken for openly saying you're my number one law school choice? My two best friends from undergrad, one who's at a top 5 and the other who's at a top 25 school practically staged an intervention last time they were in town. But I stayed strong. I emphatically stated my practical and financial reasons for choosing you. And I stand by those.

So please, not to get all Meredith Grey on you, but choose me. Pick me. I promise to work hard, and have a positive impact on your bar passage and employment statistics, so you'll continue to have more people like me pounding down your doors for years to come.

Love,

Shells

How Much a Few Days Can Change...

So we spent the last few days in Mexico. And it was amazing. I don't really think I realized just quite how amazing at the time. But I have my pictures, and six handcrafted blown glass wine goblets, to remind me.

We were with two of B's best friends from high school, their girlfriends, and one of B's friend's (let's call him B2) from the gay bar he works at in BsHomeTown, R. I don't know if I'll ever be brave enough to tell him, but knowing him has changed my life in a small way.

Ever since I broke loose from the Fundamentalist Christian chains the defined my childhood (more on that another time) I've moved towards and eventually fully embraced the concept of LGBT rights, even before I could define them in those words. Regardless of whether you see gay people's sexual orientation as a product of nature, nurture, or both, is irrelevant to the principle that they should have full inclusion in society. They should be able to marry, have biological children or adopt, not be the target of hate speech or crime, etc. You know, all the things we straight people see as our inalienable rights, so much so that we hardly give them a second thought... and step off the soapbox.

But as much as I was intellectually on board with this, lingering negative experiences and residual attitudes kept it from being much more than that. I kind of embraced gay rights as being a necessary part of my larger progressive beliefs. But growing up I'd never heard anything but negativity towards homosexuality, from high-level religious discourse to bigoted anecdotes. And my Sophomore year at LargePrivateCaliforniaSchool, I had the only gay person even peripherally in my life go off on me in a drunk rage about, of all things, leaving my dishes in the sink of my shared apartment. It sounds silly, but his drunk rant fed into every stereotype of gay men and why we should fear them I'd heard growing up. And so why my intellectual support for gay rights stayed strong, my emotional support stayed, at best, neutral.

Until I spent this weekend with R. When confronted with gross homophobia, you often hear people say things along the lines of, "I wonder how he/she would feel if they had a gay/lesbian son or daughter." Now I know why. Having a person in your life, who you care about, even to a small degree, changes everything. From the beginning, R was smart, cool, funny, politically liberal (unlike B's two high school friends... and their girlfriends for that matter), and had recently graduated from a small, liberal arts college just a few minutes from mine. I immediately knew he was a person I would love to have as a friend. Which is why I felt a surprising stab of pain when, the first day in Mexico, as we walked along the pool side, R a good ten feet ahead of me, I heard two guys mutter something about, "that fag."

I felt like I'd gotten the wind knocked out of me. For the first time, what I felt wasn't righteous indignation, but actual hurt that someone would harbor that type of hatred towards a person who I'd come to consider my friend. And they'd never even met him.

Coming back to the real world, and seeing Sally Kern's hateful words flash across the screen elicited a different response than it might have before. Instead of rolling my eyes at the latest in fundie crazies and moving on, I actually felt profoundly sad. Sad for the hate and ignorance she lives in, sad for all the people influenced by her words who will carry on that hate, and sad for those victimized by their hate. Sad for R, that he lives in a world where people like that hold elected office. I can't even imagine how I'd feel if some elected official was on a campaign to show the country how straight Asian women were the primary cause of our nation's decrepitude. And people believed them.

P.S. On a lighter note, one thing that R and I agree on wholeheartedly is that B2's girlfriend is the most annoying individual on the planet Earth. Seriously. I'll leave it at that!

Are you sure you want to do this?

I seem to be getting that a lot lately in reference to law school... Generally by very well-meaning people, such as my boss, and my boyfriend, who I shall refer to hereinafter as B, the former being a practicing lawyer, and the later being a bar-bound 3L. My response is generally yes, but I reserve the right to change my mind before first deposits are due - second deposits even.

Honestly, I appreciate them asking. A lot of thought has gone into the decision to apply, and if I go through with this, I want to know I did it with my eyes wide open. I feel like I probably have a better grasp of what it's like to be a law student and eventually a lawyer than a lot of people applying. I've watched my two best friends from undergrad go through their first year, and had a front row seat as B has gone through his second and third. Our relationship was pretty new when 2L Spring exams rolled around - we almost didn't make it! Also, I get the mid-career practicing attorney perspective daily from my boss. Although admittedly, he does have a pretty sweet gig. All of which, could one day be mine... or at least, sort of mine, if I come back after school as an Assistant General Counsel. A lot to think about.